Found this on a bulletin board – suggested anti-war protest sign slogans. Some of these I saw yesterday, others I wish I did:

– Drunken frat boy drives country into ditch.

– Bush/Cheney: Malice in Blunderland

– War begins with ‘Dubya’.

– Bush is proof that empty warheads can be dangerous.

– Let’s bomb Texas, they have oil too.

– How did our oil get under their sand?

– If you can’t pronounce it, don’t bomb it.

– Daddy, can I start the war now?

– Preemptive impeachment.

– Look, I’ll pay more for gas!

– He is a moron and a bully.

– It’s the stupid economy.

– Draft dodgers shouldn’t start wars.

– War is sweet to those who haven’t tasted it Erasmus).

– Different Bush, same @#%$.

– Stop the Bushit.

– Just war/just oil.

– You don’t have to like Bush to love America.

– Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld: the asses of evil.

– Stop the excess of evil [gives figures for the multibillion dollar defense budget].

– $1 billion a day to kill people — what a bargain.

– Consume -> Consume -> Bomb -> Bomb -> Consume -> Consume

– Smush Bush.

– America, get out of the Bushes.

– Don’t make me come back here [to a peace rally] again.

– Disarm Bush too.

– An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind (Gandhi).

– Mainstream white guys for peace. (Sign held by three mainstream-looking white guys)

– Let Exxon send their own troops.

– There’s a terrorist behind every Bush.

– SUV owners roll over for terrorism.

– We can’t afford to rule the world.

– War is so 20th century!

– 9-11-01: 15 Saudis, 0 Iraqis.

– While you were watching the war, Bush was raping America.

– Don’t waive your rights while waving your flag.

– Leave Desert Storm to the desert.

– Drop Bush not bombs.

– Sacrifice our SUVs, not our children.

– Bush is to Christianity as Osama is to Islam.

– I asked for universal health care and all I got was this lousy stealth bomber.

– 2 sided poster, one side has a picture of a chubby feline, with the words: GOOD FAT CAT other side has a picture of Cheney, with the words: BAD FAT CAT

– Colorfully dressed drag queen carrying a sign that says: I am the bomb.

– Picture of the peace symbol: back by popular demand.

– A picture of Bush with a red-stained upper lip: Got blood?

– A picture of Bush saying “Why should I care what the American people think? They didn’t vote for me.”

– A picture of Bush saying “Ask me about my lobotomy.”

– Beneath a picture of a menacing soldier pointing his rifle/bayonet toward the viewer: Say it! One Nation under God. Say it!

And some fine satire :

– Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction

– Gulf War 2 game

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